[Death Proof]

It's late and I can't sleep. So I'm cleaning out my numerous thread subscriptions.


Hopefully there will be some classic fun stuff here. Starting with the oldest threads, here... we... go...

[Movie Maniac!]

Lilyvon!


I like this... so far...

[Death Proof]

Thread title: Ape VS Randy: The Final Showdown.

OP: VICVEGA06

Thread date: 2/19/08

http://members.rottentomatoes.com/vi...d.php?t=611721


Summary: Ape had a thread stating that Ellen Page should admit that she eats at the "Y". Randy showed up and Ape evidently gave him a verbal thrashing, finishing with a comment that they should have a "loser leaves town" poll. Vic took it upon himself to create a thread in that regard.

Best tag: none

Best post: Nigga just wanted some hamburgers, man. And some money.- Ike Turner

[Death Proof]

Thread title: OT: I got slapped today at work


OP: cyber punk


Thread date: 2/20/08


http://members.rottentomatoes.com/vi...d.php?t=612042


Summary: Cyber Punk was helping an older black woman in the frozen food section of the store where he worked and said chicken niglets instead of chicken nuggets. So she slapped him.


Best tag: none


Best post: This reminds me of when I worked at a grocery store and an old black woman asked me where the crackers were and I punched her in the face. - Duder

[TokenGayPoster]

I love digging up old threads. My second favorite of my own was the one about Jamie Foxx's naked picture, where my sig quote came from.

[Gorb]

Originally Posted by TokenGayPoster

I love digging up old threads. My second favorite of my own was the one about Jamie Foxx's naked picture, where my sig quote came from.

Oh shit. I unconsciously skipped over the bolded text, read the quote, laughed, and was like "Huh, that sounds familiar..."

[Gorb]

http://members.rottentomatoes.com/vi...d.php?t=611612

"I will pay for Gorb's airfare to come to my house and fight."

One of my favorite threads of all time.

EDIT: Interestingly, Cinenomena came back and said some things in this thread that I promised I'd repost if his name was ever invoked again.

Oh hell, this was good too: http://members.rottentomatoes.com/vi...d.php?t=610768

[Marv]

Originally Posted by Death Proof Topher

Best post: Gorb puts a positive spin on everything. If the Nazis were in charge of RT, he'd be talking about how he loved their irreverent genocide and sharp lines of their uniforms. - Aram Fingal

[Ace]

I fully expect Yalnif's "I got fired for sexual harassment" thread to be here.

[Smalley]

Someone find the Juss thread where he panned Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

[Ace]

Another one is the thread where Sammael announced he was going to commit suicide.

[The Doctor]

Originally Posted by Death Proof Topher

Thread title: OT: I got slapped today at work


OP: cyber punk


Thread date: 2/20/08


http://members.rottentomatoes.com/vi...d.php?t=612042


Summary: Cyber Punk was helping an older black woman in the frozen food section of the store where he worked and said chicken niglets instead of chicken nuggets. So she slapped him.


Best tag: none


Best post: This reminds me of when I worked at a grocery store and an old black woman asked me where the crackers were and I punched her in the face. - Duder

I read about 17 pages of this thread 'cause it was so hilarious.

I love these types of threads, but they're incredible time killers. If I start the Ape vs. Randy thread or any that Gorb posted, I may as well put my To Do List in the shredder right now.

[Huntressmoon13]

It's cool to see all these threads, and not just because I'm a history buff

[Death Proof]

Originally Posted by Ace69

I fully expect Yalnif's "I got fired for sexual harassment" thread to be here.

I don't think I subscribed to that thread, but wait till I get to the Fett stuff. Holy cow.

[Death Proof]

Originally Posted by The Doctor

I read about 17 pages of this thread 'cause it was so hilarious.

I love these types of threads, but they're incredible time killers. If I start the Ape vs. Randy thread or any that Gorb posted, I may as well put my To Do List in the shredder right now.

I have to admit... I go back and read the lengthy thread of our war with the VNN every couple of months for my own amusement. That's a couple of hours right there, minimum.

[Death Proof]

Thread title: Spoof other RT posters


OP: Harry Caul


Thread date: 2/25/08


http://members.rottentomatoes.com/vi...d.php?t=613018


Summary: Although more well known for being a cheeky European with a flair for posting scantily clad women, Harry comes up with a fun idea for RT posters to poke a little fun at each other.


Best tag: none


Best post: Omgz. This is pic of me wasted last night with some friends. After the party I gave some random black guy a handjob to make up for slavery! lolz.- Blondeguy spoofing TGP

[TokenGayPoster]

I was big on those wasted pictures back when I started here, wasn't I? No regrets there.

[Death Proof]

Originally Posted by TokenGayPoster

I was big on those wasted pictures back when I started here, wasn't I? No regrets there.

Yeah... now you prefer to get wasted live on webcam instead of taking photos.

[TokenGayPoster]

Originally Posted by Death Proof Topher

Yeah... now you prefer to get wasted live on webcam instead of taking photos.

Heck yes! No evidence there.

[Ithil]

I wasn't around when that spoof other posters thread came up, but I seem to remember there was a similar "imitate other posters" thread late last year.

[Death Proof]

Thread title: Why is it that the RT retards are always swinging from my ball sack?


OP: Apeslammer


Thread date: 3/7/08 (locked on 3/10)


http://members.rottentomatoes.com/vi...d.php?t=615126


Summary: Apeslammer, annoyed with several users who are attacking him for no reason, calls them out and hilarity ensues.


Best tag: none


Best post: RT is like the prison yard, and you're the big bulky thug that every fish wants to take a swing at to prove themselves. - Omega Tom Hanks

[Death Proof]

Thread title: Corrupt a Wish


OP: CPT.Spaulding


Thread date: 3/25/08 (locked on 3/10)


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/s...d.php?t=618295


Summary: People post a wish they would like, then the next poster grants it but corrupts it so it sucks.


Best tag: none


Best post:

"I wish that I could learn to love again." - Donner
"Granted, but you've learned to love only 12 year old boys." - A Penniless Sitar Player

[Vivid]

This is by far my favorite.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/s...d.php?t=691910

[Ithil]

Are those VNN related threads from those couple of days of hilarity still around or are they deleted?

[Vivid]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/s...d.php?t=691910

[Death Proof]

Originally Posted by Ithil

Are those VNN related threads from those couple of days of hilarity still around or are they deleted?

Locked, but still around. It would be like destroying the Mona Lisa to delete them outright.


I have at least the first one bookmarked... possibly the follow-up as well.

[Smoke Bomb]

It's a damn shame Fabfunknakkah got deleted.

[Death Proof]

Originally Posted by Omega Tom Hanks

It's a damn shame Fabfunknakkah got deleted.

Agree. Had I known (or any of us, for that matter) I'd have tried to save as much of it as possible.

I wish they would have just removed the offending posts and kept the thread.

[Death Proof]

Thread title: "If you use this, I am the worst poster on Rotten Tomatoes GD according to Fabfunk."


OP: Mommy of Ethan


Thread date: 5/23/09


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/s...d.php?t=684485


Summary: Someone posts a review of "V" on Ain't It Cool News and ends it with "If you use this, I am the worst poster on Rotten Tomatoes GD according to Fabfunk." Reminiscing about busting on Fabfunk then takes place, including posting excerpts from his Twitter account.


Best tag: none


Best post: "Gabe Gabriel Toro Fabfunk anal piss schoolgirl rape Japan tenticle porn butt plug hot karl barbara streisand" - Hollyweird

[Death Proof]

Thread title: You just got Lithgow'd!!


OP: furiousdude


Thread date: 3-25-2008


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/s...d.php?t=618275


Summary: furiousdude introduces us to the Lithgow meme.


Best tag: none


Best post: John Lithgow: He's a manatee. - Neclord