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Old 07-13-2012, 09:10 AM
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Indiana Jones is 70 years old.

And he can still kick your ass.

Happy birthday, Indy.

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Old 07-13-2012, 09:24 AM
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everytime he farts, dust comes out. Happy Birthday!!
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:27 AM
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I guess that's why they needed so much CGI in Indy IV.
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:29 AM
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Happy Birthday, you growly, grumpy, magnificent S.O.B.

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Old 07-13-2012, 10:03 AM
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"Throw me the Viagra Indy!"
"YOU throw me the Ben Gay!

Well, that sounded kind of gay but I couldn't think of any more old people products.
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:03 AM
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"Throw me the Viagra Indy!"
"YOU throw me the Ben Gay!

Well, that sounded kind of gay but I couldn't think of any more old people products.
Dude, prune juice. And Depends.
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The Prune Juice goes flying and............wack! Hits that dude with the giant sword right between the eyes!
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:13 AM
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Maybe now he can retire off to Montana for a quiet life of herding nerf.
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:25 AM
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It's not the years, it's the mileage.

btw - does he still have that lame-a$$ ear-bob?
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:31 AM
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And he can still kick your ass.
And he can still stick it in my ass.

Happy birthday, Harrison!
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:33 AM
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Harrison Ford is bigger than Indiana Jones, so how about just saying Happy Birthday Harrison Ford instead?
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:35 AM
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:01 PM
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It's almost unbelievable to me that he's that old. A lot of his movies are so timeless, I guess.
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And he still hates Blade Runner.

Happy Birthday Deckard.
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:14 PM
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He was pretty badass even while he was hanging out with The Amish.

"It's not our way."

"But it's my way."

And in The Conversation he talks about some nice Christmas cookies he made... But I guess that's less badass. Anyway, Happy Birthday grumpy icon.
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:20 PM
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Harrison Ford is bigger than Indiana Jones, so how about just saying Happy Birthday Harrison Ford instead?
I think the original poster said Indiana Jones instead of Harrison Ford because he wanted to be amiable and humorous. I could be wrong, but I see nothing wrong with it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxzOLfZolM

I love what Harrison says about Sean Connery at 25:11.
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:51 PM
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It's almost unbelievable to me that he's that old. A lot of his movies are so timeless, I guess.
Just what I was thinking when I saw the thread. Also he has aged pretty damn well and is still in great shape.
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:55 PM
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And he still hates Blade Runner.

Happy Birthday Deckard.
I hate Blade Runner too, but Ford's terrific
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And he can still kick your ass.

Happy birthday, Indy.


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It's almost unbelievable to me that he's that old.
He was almost 42 when Jedi landed, I would have guessed mid 30s.
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My favorite movie star in my favorite film series made by my favorite director... doesn't get any better than this. Indy forever!
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Seriously. He's a freaking stud!
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Wow. He's buff as hell for his age.
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Wow. He's buff as hell for his age.
I was thinking the same thing.

Too bad he will never make another good movie.
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I have a friend who used to work for Hustler and would meet his fair share of celebrities. I learned Harrison Ford is a huge stoner. He still looks great for his age.
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