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Star Wars Tusken Raiders = Arabs
I think George was trying to tell us something back in '77...
*They live in the desert, wrapped in long pieces of cloth. *They are called "Sand People" by non-Tuskens (a derogatory term similar to "Camel Jockeys"). *They are raiders, i.e. terrorists. *They use primitive weapons like sticks and- quite possibly- box cutters. *They spend most of their time attacking innocent white people like Luke. Deep, George, deep.
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I prefer to call them Bantha Jockeys.
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Luke: Oh no!
C3P0: What is it, Master? Luke: Bantha Jockeys!!
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I've coined a phrase and improved George Lucas' dialogue and it's barely 6:00 AM.
I'm calling it a day.
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Well, that's not that hard, is it?
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To be honest, I'm still asleep.
So, no.
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OPEC leader from Tatooine has the floor
"AGHRUOUUUGH! AGHRUOUUUGH!!" I bet GL hates Arabs ha ha ha ha there's the funny
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Well, I used to think they were Curry Munchers or Redskins.
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But let's be honest.
They're not just Arabs. Select the black box below with your cursor to view the spoiler text
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The end of A New Hope wasn't the only Nazi propaganda that inspired Georgie.
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Given Lucas' preoccupation with the serials of his childhood, if they're anything they're Indians of the Cowboys & Indians variety.
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![]() Harry Potter Goblins = Jews Untrustworthy, greedy, mysterious little curly-haired, big-nosed misers who control the banks. Not sure if it's an accident or what. Also, the Weasleys are a pretty big Irish stereotype with actually being Irish within the story.
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Russian school = bunch of evil Eastern European racists that are only good at sports. |
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Jabba the Hut didn't paint a positive picture for Italians either.
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It seems George hates everyone.
Were there any gay characters in SW?
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![]() I know, hard to believe, right? It's subtle, but it's there. Select the black box below with your cursor to view the spoiler text
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Yeah, I always suspected something was going on with those droids.
3PO was pretty camp. R2, of course, was the butch one.
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Empire
All white, british and expensively dressed.
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Droids might have well been called niggers.
"We don't serve their kind here!"
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Ewoks = Pigmy's of the Amazon
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They are a native race to Tattooine who found their land and way of life threatened when colonist mining corporations ravaged the planet and disrupted their water supply.
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There ya go.
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It's no secret that several Yeti Rights organizations considered the Wampa to be a blatant racist stereotype.
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Jawas were better at coping with the "new economy".
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Yeah, by taking in darkies as slaves.
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Jawas did the jobs that Tuskan raiders wouldn't accept. Making moves. Moving metal. Getting over. Gotta eat. Jawas Jawa.
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Michael Jackson popcorn gif worthy
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![]() Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball Z. Just going to leave this here.
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Is this honestly any worse than the Boost Mobile Phone Genie?
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