[wil-san]

You're more dead to me...than your death muthah.

[Mystic]

I'm a hot little potato right now.

[some j.]

::cough cough:: I think I got the black lung, pop.

[Jack Package]

"... But why male models?"

[Freddie Quell]

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!

[wil-san]

Put a cork in it, Zane!

[Ovenball]

The files are IN the computer?

[Splitter]

Moisture is the essence is of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

*swims away*

[Freddie Quell]

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

[FiveStile]

Mer-MAN!

[Freddie Quell]

By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!

[TokenGayPoster]

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way?

[El Chorizo]

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. I mean, I'm about to die. Just falling, "Ahhh! Ahhh!" I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember, "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"

...and?


...it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

[some j.]

Great story, Hansel!

Thanks, Olaf

[Mystic]

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

[wil-san]

Originally Posted by Mystic

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

Obey my dog!

[Mystic]

Originally Posted by wilsondukeoflizards

Obey my dog!

Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

[Aram Fingal]

Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

[Mystic]

Originally Posted by Aram Fingal

Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother but I mean it like the way black people use it which is more meaningful, I think.

[wil-san]

I'm a hand model mama, a finger jockey. We don't think the same way as the face and body boys do. We're a different breed.

(one of the dumbest, most awesome cameos I can think of. Also, nice Aram Fingal appearance in here! )

[some j.]

So I guess you can dere-LICK my balls, cap-i-tan.

[Kitchener Leslie]

I can dere-LICK my own balls, thankyouverymuch.

[Freddie Quell]

Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?

[some j.]

What is this, a center for ants?!?!?

[Jack Package]

Coincidentally it was on TV tonight...

"Who you trying to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"

[Freddie Quell]

Orange Mocha Frappuccino!

[Weedy McSmokesalot]

Hansel, he's so hot right now... Hansel!