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The Do-It-Yourself Giallo Generator
I thought this was fun. Post what you get.
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Here's mine -
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Whoa... that was kind of instant!!!
A Yellow Parrot in the Hands of the Assassin Directed by Ovidio Massaprodussi An attractive woman vanishes in front of hundreds of witnesses on a busy street. Her brother seems to know a little too much about the the mystery. He discovers the maniac's true identity, but is mistakenly gunned down by the police before he can reveal it. |
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Oh man Matt's is winning so far
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A Hungry Scorpion on the Velvet Tapestry
Directed by Fulvio Lucci An attractive girl is kidnapped. An elderly writer unearths a clue to the the disappearance; and ultimately he finds himself implicated deeper and deeper in the crime, with no apparent way out.
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Two White Doves on a Frozen Landscape Directed by
Pupi Duppi A bisexual prostitute is murdered with a hatchet in a public park. A female journalist is mistaken for somone else by the perpetrator of the the murder. After discovering an old painting, she discovers the maniac's true identity, but is mistakenly gunned down by the police before she can reveal it.
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I'm loving the directors' names. Another one:
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THE SALAMANDER WITH THE IRON FINGERS STAINED IN RED
I liked this title in particular. I'd probably be entertained by most of the stories.
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The Madman Screams Helplessly in a Glass Coffin
Directed by Fulvio Lucci A girl is strangled. Her twin is mistaken for somone else by the perpetrator of the the murder; and after running afoul of the police investigation, she begins to suspect the maniac responsible may be her own brother! |
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Two White Doves in a Silver Casket
Directed by Franco Franco A writer who is an eyewitness to a murder is abducted. His father is accused of the disappearance. He is killed before he can solve the mystery; his brother then steps in to try to finish the investigation, only to find that the killer is in fact the writer, who wasn't the real victim after all.
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I would watch every single one of these.
Your Face is as Still as the Calm Surface of the Lake, But Your Heart is a Killer with Bloodstained Lips Directed by Stefano Stefani A young nurse is murdered with a hatchet in a public park. Her twin is mistaken for somone else by the perpetrator of the the crime. He discovers the criminal's identity; he uses his knowledge to force the maniac into an increasingly dangerous sexual power game...
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A Knife on a Frozen Landscape
Directed by Matteo Bruni A young musician decapitates a rival, and disposes of the head in a train station. A desperate journalist accidentally steps into the middle of the police investigation of the the killing. After discovering an old painting, he misleads the police in order to extract a brutal revenge on the criminal by himself.
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My Heart is an Empty Tomb, and Your Name is Engraved Upon the Stone
Directed by Stefano Giocomonte A desperate nun is found dead (presumably a suicide) near the house of the village witch. A photographer finds a letter that contains some unknown details about the the killing. After running afoul of the police investigation, she must prove herself innocent, even though the detective may be involved in the crime.
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Six Dead Orchids in a Glass Coffin
Directed by Antonio Michelangeloni A young psychologist is butchered in the style of a killer who terrorized the neighborhood several hundred years ago. A photographer accidentally destroys some crucial evidence about the the killing. After running afoul of the police investigation, she must use supernatural assistance to determine the identity of the perpetrator.
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The Serpent Writhes in a Woman's Hands
Directed by Alfredo Toretelloni An English nanny has her throat cut under the very eyes of the police. An enigmatic musician seems to know a little too much about the the murder; and ultimately he discovers that the nanny was really a monster; he decides to try to help the real killer escape from the police. |
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The Glass Doll with the Eyes of Jade
Directed by Carlo Plagiarino An elderly man who is an eyewitness to a murder is abducted out of a seemingly-locked room. A priest accidentally destroys some crucial evidence about the the mystery. After discovering an old painting, he discovers that the man was really a monster; he decides to try to help the real killer escape from the police. |
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The Glass Doll with One Red Eye
Directed by Carlo Plagiarino A desperate woman is strangled on stage, in front of an audience which doesn't understand what's going on. An elderly actor is troubled by dreams in which he sees the the crime. Ultimately he must prove himself innocent, even though the detective may be involved in the crime.
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LOVE the witch element. I'd like to see this! It would probably be $33 for a fullscreen blu ray on amazon.
![]() The Red-Stained Knife Glints Menacingly in an Eagle's Talons Directed by Alfredo Toretelloni A wealthy writer is brutally raped and murdered near the house of the village witch. A wealthy policewoman finds a letter that contains some unknown details about the the killing. After several bloody murders, she finds out the culprit is a person beyond suspicion.
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------------------------------------------------------------------------ Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it. - Danny Kaye I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! - Jonathan Winters Last edited by radioman970; 09-17-2012 at 10:22 AM. |
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One Streak of Crimson on Liza's Shroud (Great Title)
Directed by Fulvio Lucci (Great Name) An enigmatic writer disappears. An alcoholic painter believes he may have seen something that would explain the the mystery. Despite several false leads, he finds himself faced with the decision to betray his own best friend. Unfortunately, I'm not really into my plotline. I'd have gone with: Liza & Sara are two strangers who meet in a performing arts school. When Sara disappears Liza must uncover a plot relating back to an ancient Egyptian cult and lesbian blood drinking cults.
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I'm impressed with this title.....Would be more impressed if it was a documentary!
![]() The Baboon with a Woman's Hands Directed by Antonio Michelangeloni A musician vanishes without leaving a trace. His friend becomes inadvertently involved in the disappearance; and after several bloody murders, the hunted becomes the hunter as he decides to make the real criminal pay!
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------------------------------------------------------------------------ Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it. - Danny Kaye I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! - Jonathan Winters |
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That sounds like the title of an avant-garde porno.
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My Heart is an Empty Tomb, and Your Name is Engraved Upon the Stone
Directed by Fulvio Lucci A disturbed young girl is hacked to pieces under a bridge. An attractive writer finds a letter that contains some unknown details about the the crime; and after decoding entries in a hidden journal, she apparently discovers the culprit's identity. The fleeing suspect is accidentally killed; but in a shocking twist, it turns out the real criminal is someone nobody suspected...! |
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