[BobHarris]

I don't know...thanks?

[Stryder]

This is a rat burger?

[Stryder]

You broke contact!

Contact? I haven't even touched you yet!

[The Godtomato]

You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life....

...Both seconds of it.

[BobHarris]

So much for the sea shells.

[Stryder]

Boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka..!

[Freddie Quell]

We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!

[BobHarris]

Greetings, what's your boggle?

[Freddie Quell]

You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

[manofaiki]

Lenina Huxley: "Let's go blow this guy!"
John Spartan: "AWAY. Let's go blow this guy *away*!"
Lenina Huxley: "Whatever!"

[Freddie Quell]

Thanks a lot you sh-t-brained, f-ck-faced, ball breaking, duck f-cking pain in the ass.

John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.

[manofaiki]

Troubled Guy: I don't know... lately I just don't feel like there's anything special about me.

Booth: You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

[I love that scene. Imagine the dysfunction of a society in which a guy has to put money in to a freaking machine so an automated voice will TELL HIM GOOD THINGS ABOUT HIMSELF. This is like paying a prostitute to tell you what an awesome stud you are.]

[Sonny Crockett]

Almost every line Snipes has in that movie is gold.

"Past is over John, time for something new and improved!"

"It's a brand new world, sorry you gotta go!"

Computer: "Gun. The last portable fire-arm of the 20th century."

Phoenix: "Look I don't need a history lesson. C'mon Hal, where're the goddamn guns?!

Computer: "You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"

Phoenix: "What? **** you"

Computer: "Your repeated violation of the morality statute has required me to inform the San Angeles Police Department. Please stay where you are."

Phoenix: "Pff...yeah whatever"


Computer: "The magnetic accelerator gun, the last hand-held weapon of this millennium, displaced the flow of neutrons through a nonlinear cycloid electromagnetic accumulator.

Phoenix: "So, what? It needs batteries? What size?! I mean...where the **** do you find batteries in the future? What is there a battery store around this mother****er?!"


So many great lines in this movie and the blu-ray really is a quantum leap over the crappy dvd transfer. The visuals and sound get a major upgrade.

[Mr. Macphisto]

Somebody put me back in the fridge.

[The DP from 20000 Fathoms]

Jeffrey Dahmer? I LOVE that guy!

[Rated NCC-1701]

"Be well."

"BE FUCKED."

Originally Posted by Sonny Crockett

Almost every line Snipes has in that movie is gold.

"Past is over John, time for something new and improved!"

"It's a brand new world, sorry you gotta go!"

Computer: "Gun. The last portable fire-arm of the 20th century."

Phoenix: "Look I don't need a history lesson. C'mon Hal, where're the goddamn guns?!

Computer: "You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"

Phoenix: "What? **** you"

Computer: "Your repeated violation of the morality statute has required me to inform the San Angeles Police Department. Please stay where you are."

Phoenix: "Pff...yeah whatever"


Computer: "The magnetic accelerator gun, the last hand-held weapon of this millennium, displaced the flow of neutrons through a nonlinear cycloid electromagnetic accumulator.

Phoenix: "So, what? It needs batteries? What size?! I mean...where the **** do you find batteries in the future? What is there a battery store around this mother****er?!"


So many great lines in this movie and the blu-ray really is a quantum leap over the crappy dvd transfer. The visuals and sound get a major upgrade.

"Setcho ass on fiyah..."

[manofaiki]

"Patience is not one of my virtues."

[Jack Package]

"Chief, you can take this job, and you can shovel it."

[Freddie Quell]

Heads up!

[BobHarris]

That's who you remind me of, an evil Mr. Rogers.

[manofaiki]

The review I did for Demolition Man in my 'Films of Sylvester Stallone' thread.

http://vine.rottentomatoes.com/vine/...1&postcount=51

[FiveStile]

Enhance your calm, John Spartan.

[manofaiki]

"You're DEAD, Spartan!!!!"
"You forgot to say.....'Simon says...'."

[Freddie Quell]

You're on TV!

[Sonny Crockett]

Spartan: Don't move Phoenix. You're under arrest.

Phoenix: Arrest? Shiiiiiiitee. And you're trespassing!

Put another log on the fire! <tosses cocteau into fireplace>

"Holy ****! I love this gun! Goddamn! How do you like it in the future john?!"

Spartan: Bad aim Blondie.

Phoenix: "Oh boy...who is that? that voice sounds familiar. Spartan? John Spartan? Oh ****! They let anybody into this century! What the hell are you doing here?!"

Spartan: Just dropped in to say Hi.

Phoenix: So let me get this straight, they defrosted you just so you can lasso my piddly ass? Damn you've been had! I've been dreaming about killing you for 40 years!

Spartan: Yeah? Well keep dreaming!

" The year is 2032. That's 2-0-3-2....and I'm sad to say, the world has turned into a ***** whipped brady bunch version of itself led by a bunch of robed sissies"

"Edgar Friendly, whoever the **** you are, prepare for Simon Phoenix!"