[archer d.]

I questioned why this film made so much money. Apparently its really great and deserved every penny.


No, it did not.

A fairly strong first hour. The last third was some of the most excruciating bullsh*t I've ever allowed myself to sit through.

So again...I ask, How the F did this movie make 200 million?




btw.. What a treat it must have been for the Asian community!

[dreiser]

By far the funniest movie I've seen in 2012.

Translation: you fail.

[archer d.]

Originally Posted by dreiser

By far the funniest movie I've seen in 2012.

Translation: you fail.

You're interpreter is retarded.

[archer d.]

I really am curious. Were there 15 year-olds going to see this every weekend?

Maybe it was the bear eh?

Mila looked like a tramp and Walberg is a doofus.

I smell scientology....

too soon?

[archer d.]

com'on dreiser you're up bub

[archer d.]

thats my biggest issue with this place. nobody can come up with a retort...

nobody. except dreiser...


this place used to be a forum of social and political debate.

Now its just a hub of personalities begging for recognition from weasels and hornets.

[Ryuk]

The problem is that retorts and debate require a substantive point of contention. "The last third was some of the most excruciating bullsh*t I've ever allowed myself to sit through" is just a bunch of words. You haven't made an argument.

[sir j.]

Did you have a teddy bear when you were a kid?

[Thief12]

Originally Posted by archer d.

thats my biggest issue with this place. nobody can come up with a retort...

nobody. except dreiser...


this place used to be a forum of social and political debate.

Now its just a hub of personalities begging for recognition from weasels and hornets.

So that's what you're looking for? a retort?


Either way, I doubt that a thread about Ted is the best way to ignite a social and/or political debate. And I think you agree on that one.

[archer d.]

Originally Posted by Thief12

So that's what you're looking for? a retort?


Either way, I doubt that a thread about Ted is the best way to ignite a social and/or political debate. And I think you agree on that one.

No^^^ I listened to the radio.


Its social and political because I need to understand why so many people paid 10 bucks for a story that sucked a bucket load of deeks.

[archer d.]

Its for my english class.

[archer d.]

I see an ingenious wiff of a human is striking out again. Nice one bra.;

I'm gonna ride in the back seat of an old American car with you some day. You are going to be sooooo excited.....

[Lillyvon]

It was basically Willard but with a bear instead of a dog - and not as funny. Many many wasted moments and lost comic ones. Actually got too soppy. Five Year Engagement was a lot funnier on every level.

[Bos Grunniens]

Originally Posted by archer d.

I made a thread about the movie "Ted" a while back.

Okay.

btw.. What a treat it must have been for the Asian community!

Huh?

I smell scientology....

too soon?

What is this. What is going on here.

[FiveStile]

I thought Ted was fairly funny. Well, funnier than I was expecting. The wife and I laughed at it more than I thought we would as we are not huge Seth fans by any stretch of the imagination.

I'd give it a 7.5/10 when I was expecting a 6/10 at best. I actually LIKED that they didn't go for a full 360 on their relationship. It would have seemed disingenuous for there to be a total falling out between a boy and his bear. They handled the rockiness of their bromance just fine.

Is the last third REALLY that bad? Seriously, is it really some of the most excruciating bull**** you have EVER witnessed in a movie? Sure it's formulaic and a little hamstrung, but I think the old slightly modified RT standby retort works:

See more ("bad") movies.

[Jack Package]

Well coming from a guy who questioned how it was making money before he even saw it, I don't value your opinion that much. Also, I assume you hate Family Guy so obviously you're not going to like a movie made by the same guy. Herp derp.

Is it just me or don't most comedies trip up in the 3rd act? It's when they have to pretty much wrap up the story, which usually has to involve something sappy. I haven't seen it yet but I plan to as soon as it's released.

[dreiser]

Originally Posted by archer d.

Mila looked like a tramp...

This is where you lose me.

[archer d.]

Originally Posted by dreiser

This is where you lose me.

It was a make-up issue.. I think.

...

right?

[archer d.]

Originally Posted by FiveStile

I thought Ted was fairly funny. Well, funnier than I was expecting. The wife and I laughed at it more than I thought we would as we are not huge Seth fans by any stretch of the imagination.

I'd give it a 7.5/10 when I was expecting a 6/10 at best. I actually LIKED that they didn't go for a full 360 on their relationship. It would have seemed disingenuous for there to be a total falling out between a boy and his bear. They handled the rockiness of their bromance just fine.

Is the last third REALLY that bad? Seriously, is it really some of the most excruciating bull**** you have EVER witnessed in a movie? Sure it's formulaic and a little hamstrung, but I think the old slightly modified RT standby retort works:

See more ("bad") movies.

I've watched maybe 15 films a year for the last 6 or 7 years. So yes. it was excruciating.

[archer d.]

Originally Posted by Jack Package

Well coming from a guy who questioned how it was making money before he even saw it, I don't value your opinion that much. Also, I assume you hate Family Guy so obviously you're not going to like a movie made by the same guy. Herp derp.

Is it just me or don't most comedies trip up in the 3rd act? It's when they have to pretty much wrap up the story, which usually has to involve something sappy. I haven't seen it yet but I plan to as soon as it's released.

1. My speculating on how this movie made so much money turned out to be prosperous and valid, you should value it.

2. I've never seen more than 15 minutes of family guy. Ever.

Is it like "Ted"?!

3.*double twirl*

[archer d.]

I didn't rent the dvd by the way. Caught it at the 2 dollar theat. Everyone got bored after an hour.

really, they did.

[Ryuk]

This excruciatingly boring film seems to have really resonated with you.

[archer d.]

Originally Posted by Ryuk

This excruciatingly boring film seems to have really resonated with you.

nope dip.

But my opinion has struck a sensitive cord with you.

Something to input?

[archer d.]

those timed levels r fed up eh

get set.


an la.

[archer d.]

get.


your all sick anyway. take a swipe

[archer d.]

YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD. yOU KNOW i GET ALL ESOTERIC ON THESE BITCHES AND HO'S AND YOU FREAK OUT.

i CALL BULL-SJIT.;

stand up..

\stand ho's.


I aint kidd'n

[Jyan]

You seem very obsessed with a film you care so little about. Also, 15 movies a year is not very many.

[paizlea]

Originally Posted by archer d.

It was a make-up issue.. I think.

...

right?

Originally Posted by archer d.

1. My speculating on how this movie made so much money turned out to be prosperous and valid, you should value it.

2. I've never seen more than 15 minutes of family guy. Ever.

Is it like "Ted"?!

3.*double twirl*

Originally Posted by archer d.

nope dip.

But my opinion has struck a sensitive cord with you.

Something to input?

Originally Posted by archer d.

those timed levels r fed up eh

get set.


an la.

Originally Posted by archer d.

get.


your all sick anyway. take a swipe

Originally Posted by archer d.

YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD. yOU KNOW i GET ALL ESOTERIC ON THESE BITCHES AND HO'S AND YOU FREAK OUT.

i CALL BULL-SJIT.;

stand up..

\stand ho's.


I aint kidd'n

This is what happens when you drink and post.

[Ryuk]

Originally Posted by archer d.

Something to input?

Marijuana will alleviate the hangover you're no doubt experiencing as we speak.

[Vipper]

1. It had an aggressive marketing campaign.
2. The trailers promised funny stuff.
3. The concept itself was very intriguing.
4. People like Marky Mark.