[kam187]

Ok here is my revised list of top 10 White beautiful female celebrities I would masturbate to since so many are appalled at Tara Reid and my original list.

1. Jessica Biel (cutt butt and pretty face)
2. Jessica Simpson (nice legs and tits)
3. Katie Holmes (pretty face and cute little butt)
4. Shannon Elizabeth (banging body and butt)
5. Brittany Spears (nice butt and pretty face)
6. Angelina Jolie (slammin body and butt)
7. Rachel McAdams (nice legs, pretty butt and beautiful face)
8. Charleze Theron (big tits)
9. Stacy Kiebler (long sexy white legs)
10.Maria Sharapova (nice legs, cute butt)

Last edited by kam187 on 04-28-2006 at 08:41 AM.

[Discuss]

Originally Posted by kam187

Ok here is my revised list of top 10 White beautiful female celebrities I would masturbate to since so many are appalled at Tara Reid and my original list.

1. Jessica Biel gross
2. Jessica Simpson grotesque
3. Katie Holmes monstrous
4. Shannon Elizabeth deformed
5. Brittany Spears dogface
6. Angelina Jolie repulsive
7. Rachel McAdams hideous
8. Charleze Theron grisly
9. Stacy Kiebler haglike
10.Maria Sharapova distasteful

Last edited by kam187 on 04-28-2006 at 08:41 AM.

[Patrick Bateman]

wow discuss. just wow. finook. flambe. richionn.

[kam187]

Originally Posted by obsolete8210

wow discuss. just wow. finook. flambe. richionn.

ha ah

[danmerqury]

Originally Posted by kam187

Ok here is my revised list of top 10 White beautiful female celebrities I would masturbate to since so many are appalled at Tara Reid and my original list.

1. Jessica Biel (cutt butt and pretty face) Sure.
2. Jessica Simpson (nice legs and tits) Ick, no.
3. Katie Holmes (pretty face and cute little butt) Yeah, okay.
4. Shannon Elizabeth (banging body and butt) Yeah.
5. Brittany Spears (nice butt and pretty face) Recently, hell no.
6. Angelina Jolie (slammin body and butt) Yeah.
7. Rachel McAdams (nice legs, pretty butt and beautiful face) Definitely.
8. Charleze Theron (big tits) Yeah.
9. Stacy Kiebler (long sexy white legs) Meh.
10.Maria Sharapova (nice legs, cute butt) Okay.

Last edited by kam187 on 04-28-2006 at 08:41 AM.

[Thrillhouse]

Originally Posted by kam187

8. Charleze Theron (big tits)

No, they aren't.

[kam187]

Katie Holmes does have a cute ***

[Fred-dog]

I don't mean to bump this, but it seems to me that every post this guy makes is about jacking off to female celebrities. You think he'd find something better to do.

[RT Legend]

Originally Posted by Fred-dog

I don't mean to bump this, but it seems to me that every post this guy makes is about jacking off to female celebrities. You think he'd find something better to do.

There's thousands upon thousands of female celebrities in the world.

[RT Legend]

I agree with Angelina Jolie and Stacy Kiebler, that's it.

[TheAsianSensation]

*obligatory post in hottie thread*

My appearance fee check is in the mail, right?

1. Biel is hot, but #1 hot?!?!
2. No. Just, no.
3. This time last year, maybe.
4. overrated for awhile now
5. ...the fuck?
6. no, no, no, no. no!
7. About damn time there's a decent pick on there
8. I'll accept that one
9. ugh
10. A good choice surrounded by a bunch of crappy ones.



Thread over.

[RT Legend]

Originally Posted by TheAsianSensation

6. no, no, no, no. no!

Wh....what did you say?

[notoriuswun]

No Rita Cosby.... WTF??

[Erogenous Jones]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Shannon Elizabeth is a quadroon.

[Aihyah]

jessica beil is part indian i think. jennifer beils is hotter than her:P
shannon elizabeth is part lebanonse
jessica simpsons got manish chin

jolie/theron/mcadams should be 1/2/3
no kidman?
denise richards?
liv tyler?
kate beckinsale?
monica belluci?
victoria silvsedt
rhona mitra?(tomb raider model/the practice)

[An American Gentleman]

Originally Posted by kam187

Ok here is my revised list of top 10 White beautiful female celebrities I would masturbate to since so many are appalled at Tara Reid and my original list.

1. Jessica Biel (cutt butt and pretty face)Meh
2. Jessica Simpson (nice legs and tits)God god no!
3. Katie Holmes (pretty face and cute little butt)Cute, if you like 14 year olds
4. Shannon Elizabeth (banging body and butt)Meh
5. Brittany Spears (nice butt and pretty face)Absurd!
6. Angelina Jolie (slammin body and butt)Overrated
7. Rachel McAdams (nice legs, pretty butt and beautiful face)Actually, I agree with this one.
8. Charleze Theron (big tits)Criminally overrated!
9. Stacy Kiebler (long sexy white legs)Meh
10.Maria Sharapova (nice legs, cute butt)Meh

Last edited by kam187 on 04-28-2006 at 08:41 AM.

[wertham]

Originally Posted by kam187

Ok here is my revised list of top 10 White beautiful female celebrities I would masturbate to since so many are appalled at Tara Reid and my original list.

What's with the masturbation? Ever thought about hooking up with a REAL chick? They do exist, you know.

But don't ask out the following, as they will not date you:


Jessica Biel has a great body. Her face is average,

Jessica Simpson has no azz... and she can't fill a bra either.

Have you seen Katie Holmes without makeup? Don't even.

Shannon Elizabeth has a great body... but she's a rail.

Brittany Spears has totally lost her looks. (Maybe she never had them to begin with.)

Yup. Angelina Jolie is the whole package.

Rachel McAdams is just plain... and too thin. (No wonder she won't do nude scenes.)

Charleze Theron has big tits? You're dreaming. But her azz is amazing. (Watch CHR and you'll see.)

Stacy Kiebler is all legs.

Maria Sharapova's an athelete, so guys are more forgiving.

(BTW: Tara Reid is incredibly scary.)

[/QUOTE]

[XhunterX]

pics?

[el borracho]

Originally Posted by kam187

Ok here is my revised list of top 10 White beautiful female celebrities I would masturbate to since so many are appalled at Tara Reid and my original list.

1. Jessica Biel (cutt butt and pretty face) i wouldn't kick her out of bed
2. Jessica Simpson (nice legs and tits) i would kick her out of bed
3. Katie Holmes (pretty face and cute little butt) i'd eat her placenta
4. Shannon Elizabeth (banging body and butt) boooring
5. Brittany Spears (nice butt and pretty face) white trash
6. Angelina Jolie (slammin body and butt) batshit insane
7. Rachel McAdams (nice legs, pretty butt and beautiful face) where have you seen her butt?
8. Charleze Theron (big tits) she has small boobs, but yes very hot
9. Stacy Kiebler (long sexy white legs) i don't know who this is
10.Maria Sharapova (nice legs, cute butt) eh

Last edited by kam187 on 04-28-2006 at 08:41 AM.

You have failed at having a sex drive.

[Onik]

Cares? Who? Oh, yeah: virgins.

[allyouneedislove]

ever thinking of adding kiera knightley or reese witherspoon or someone really worth checking out. u guys really like gurls who at lease look like they dont have much brains. geez. why dont just check out their acting or singing skills instead of large titties or huge booties. of course looks do matter but u guys just dont go off in the streets and started looking at the beach girls with long legs do we?
u guys have no idea how much air brushing these chicks have to do in order to look gg in magazines. anyways, here's my list and they're in random order:

kiera knightley
resse witherspoon
nicole kidman
catherine zeta jones
drew barrymore
mandy moore
cameron diaz
claire danes
sianna miller
gwen stefani

[El Mariachi]

1. Jessica Biel (cutt butt and pretty face) yeah
2. Jessica Simpson (nice legs and tits)no
3. Katie Holmes (pretty face and cute little butt)no
4. Shannon Elizabeth (banging body and butt)no
5. Brittany Spears (nice butt and pretty face)no
6. Angelina Jolie (slammin body and butt)hells yeah
7. Rachel McAdams (nice legs, pretty butt and beautiful face)****s yeah
8. Charleze Theron (big tits)maybe
9. Stacy Kiebler (long sexy white legs)in all three holes
10.Maria Sharapova (nice legs, cute butt)twice in the face

But it's all about Amanda Seyfried and Lindsay Lohan anyway. And Hilary Duff when she had MAHOOSIVE arms.

[Magneto_1111]

Originally Posted by wertham

Rachel McAdams is just plain... and too thin. (No wonder she won't do nude scenes.)

Actually, she did do a nude scene before Mean Girls.

I'm surprised no-ones mentioned Sienna Guillory yet. She was simply stunning in Resident Evil: Apocalypse. I'm looking forward to seeing her in Eragon, too.

[wertham]

Originally Posted by Magneto_1111

I'm surprised no-ones mentioned Sienna Guillory yet.

Name sounded familiar, so I had to look her up:
(She refuses to take my calls, but I'm a persistent bastard.)

Sienna was deservedly cast as the most beautiful woman in the world in "Helen of Troy". She is a flawless example of elegance and beauty. That she also happens to be one of the very best young actresses working today makes for an amazing combination. I cannot think of any actress that I'd rather watch. She is headed for greatness & Hollywood is taking notice.

The legend continues...

[TheAsianSensation]

Originally Posted by El Mariachi

But it's all about Amanda Seyfried and Lindsay Lohan anyway. And Hilary Duff when she had MAHOOSIVE arms.

Oy.

I'm predicting you're maybe 16-18, so you got plenty of time to break out of stuff like that statement.

[shameless plug]

For the hottie-inticed, in my sig is the nomination thread for Battle of the Hotties 5.

[/shameless plug]

[Magneto_1111]

Originally Posted by wertham

Name sounded familiar, so I had to look her up:
(She refuses to take my calls, but I'm a persistent bastard.)

The legend continues...

Can you show them pics of her as Jill Valentine? She looks 10 times hotter as a brunette IMHO.

[wertham]

Originally Posted by Magneto_1111

Can you show them pics of her as Jill Valentine? She looks 10 times hotter as a brunette IMHO.

Oh WOW! Thanks for reminding me where I'd seen her before...

She was actually pretty good in that.

[tuncrypt]

My list
1. Monica Belluci
2. Naomi Watts
3. Jennifer Connelly
4. Kate Hudson
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Reese Witherspoon
7. Julianne Moore
8. Rachel Weisz
9. Angelina Jolie
10. Keria Knightley

[Rogertron]

Jessica Simpson is waaaaaaaaaay overrated. I think she's hideous.

[wertham]

Originally Posted by Rogertron

Jessica Simpson is waaaaaaaaaay overrated. I think she's hideous.

Well... not hideous AS SUCH, but...

I mean, if she flirted with you in a bar, you'd be up on that dance floor so frickin fast it would make HER head spin, no doubt.

Then, after the dancin' was done, you'd possibly be "balling it up in Albuquerque" as Ed Wood might say.

But...

She IS one of those multimedia frauds, for sure. She's not a classic beauty by any means, and she couldn't hold a candle to any of the women in the list just above your post.

The thing that amazes me about the threadstarter's masturbation list (or whatever he calls it) is the fact that onlt two of the women on the list actually have substantial azz. Apparently, this is no longer a factor when searching for ideal breeding stock.