[anthonysfilmreview]

After seeing Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which does have brief shots of Jason Segel's penis, I thought I'd post this thread for us to compile all the movies we've seen that graphically show a penis, real or not.

[anthonysfilmreview]

I'll start...

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jaon Segel's penis)
Scary Movie (penis through bathroom stall wall)
Borat (photographed penis)
Sideways (naked man coming after Paul Giamatti)
There's Something About Mary (penis stuck in zipper)

[stond_philosofer]

Trainspotting. Seeing Obi Wan's penis was amazing.

[leaving the house]

Kinsey

Peter Sarsgaard, in the sequence where he makes out with Liam

[leaving the house]

Originally Posted by stond_philosofer

Trainspotting. Seeing Obi Wan's penis was amazing.

He also gets naked in Velvet Goldmine

[KHarvey16]

Walk Hard

[Ghost Robot]

Harold & Kumar: EFGB

[Ed]

Originally Posted by KHarvey16

Walk Hard

Funniest use of a phallus in a long while.

[Binary]

Boogie Nights.

[sford]

walk hard

bad liutenant

[Freddie Quell]

Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

"That looks like Osama Bin Laden's beard!"

American Gigolo (Richard Gere)
Wild Things (Kevin Bacon)

[Satoris]

Eastern Promises

[jesus_cat]

Originally Posted by Electriciti

Boogie Nights.

Doesn't count because it wasn't a real penis, does it?

And Super Troopers. One of the worst looking penises i've ever seen, outside of porn

[Hollyweird]

[TeamCanada]

Wild Things - Kevin Bacon

[Ed]

Owns this thread.

[Hollyweird]

[plumeria]

Velvet Goldmine. Ewan again. Oh, and The Pillow Book. Damn good of him.

Robert De Niro in Novecento. I definitely don't have to imagine anything anymore...

Uh, does American Psycho have frontal shots, or am I just wishfully thinking again?

edit: Oops, everybody beat me to Ewan...guess I took too long to post. And "word" to whoever said Harvey Keitel owns this thread.

[Arrenbas]

Originally Posted by stond_philosofer

Trainspotting. Seeing Obi Wan's penis was amazing.

Originally Posted by yalnif

He also gets naked in Velvet Goldmine

try The Pillow Book - the plentiful penis exposure was a specific part of the contract when he was asked if he play the part

[lilcaro]

Originally Posted by stond_philosofer

Trainspotting. Seeing Obi Wan's penis was amazing.

The Pillow Book. You see a whooole lot of Obi Wan in that one. Ewen McGregor really likes to get nekkid.

[Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart]

Originally Posted by lilcaro

The Pillow Book. You see a whooole lot of Obi Wan in that one. Ewen McGregor really likes to get nekkid.

Also Young Adam.

I can't believe The Dreamers hasn't been said yet.

[Jorge1087]

Originally Posted by Yalnif

Kinsey

Peter Sarsgaard, in the sequence where he makes out with Liam

And I'm willing to bet it didn't turn you on in the slightest.

[L. Cranston]

American History X


I get chills thinking about it.

[YouTookMyName]

Over 20 posts in and no one's mentioned The Crying Game?

[lilcaro]

Eurotrip...y'know...at the nude beach...

[swashbuckle]

28 Days Later

[Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart]

Caligula is the big one. I think it had the most blow jobs and hand jobs I have ever seen in a film.

[Plainview]

Kip Pardue briefly in The Rules of Attraction

Paul Schneider briefly in All the Real Girls

[Roter]

Angels in America

Umm... Schindler's List.

I'm sorry.

[Ed]

Originally Posted by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Caligula is the big one. I think it had the most blow jobs and hand jobs I have ever seen in a film.

Foreskins-o-rama, that one.